I think I wanna marry you.
In the sense that you show up with a loving and committed partner, and I do the paperwork and say nice things.
Please actually be a couple that wants to be in a legally binding relationship. I’ll get sent to jail otherwise. Look at me, I’m not going to make it behind bars.
Do you love love? I love love.
Are you in love? Let me write some heart string pulling mush to commemorate your love. Let me be the Melbourne (and surrounding areas) based civil celebrant you’ve been looking high and low for.
I’ll (most likely) say yes!
Go on.